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hej då, my fair lady

we'll meet again someday.

firstly.
GREAT JOB TO ALL!
give urrself 11 claps!
frm the eyes of a senior, i say that this camp's a success.
it's when you see all the emotions during break camp.
you know that it's a success.
& nothing else really matters alr.
i can feel the tears in my eyes too, actually.
& i believe everyone learnt alot through this camp.
man.
CLS is still the love of my life. =]


secondly.
TIME TABLE IS OUT!
gotta go sch on saturdays.
T.T
year3 in less than a mth's time.
kinda scary.
time flies man.
soon i'll be botak!
think i'll look even cuter den.
hahahaha!


thirdly.
there's a hole in my slipper!
gahhhhhh.
although it's big in size and in a not-so-good condition alr.
it's still my favourite slipper.
T.T


lastly.
i gt no idea wad to choose for gems.
LOL.


alright man.
super tired nw.
was sun-tanned & moon-tanned.
didn't sleep for 2 nights.
& i tell you.
able to talk everything under the sun is love.
able to talk everything under the moon is beyond love.




lead by heart and not authority.

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11:43 PM


WOOHOO!
i'm fried and crispy nw.
even the fa cai is crispy.
anyone wanna eat me?
WAIT LONG LONG AH.
LOL.


woke up a crooked man today.
i dun feel any pain until this morning.
the shoulder area was severely barbecued by the sun.
it's like even the dust can afflict pain on me.
hahahaha!
T.T


sentosa with the same peeps yday!
trainer and randel baby joined us this time.
but for a short while only.
i think trainer scare i'll snatch randel baby away.
she dunno we're actually dating in the dark alr.
HEEHEEHEE!


we played frisbee, captain's ball & some ice breaker games.
& i was thrown into the sea.
tell me whr is the loveee.
T.T
hahaha!
& we bilibanja-ed in the rain!
nearly forget the dance steps man.
reminds me of the camping days.
it's 3 more days anyway.
JUNIORS JIAYOU!
it's all or nothing, now or never. =]


went to bugis for dinner later on.
dined at this TIAN TIAN HUO GUO!
the food there quite nice eh.
actually everything tastes nice when you're super hungry.
hahaha.


we ordered tomyum, fish head, chicken & ma la soup!
and an exaggerated amount of food.
& it's continuously coming in one.
poor andy had a hard time refilling the food.
and esther keep refilling the drinks for us.
cos they're sitting at the outer area.
really THANKS ALOT man!


seriously over bloated!
i alone ate 6 balls of mee pok/kia.
ming jie, jerry & samuel ate over 100 prawns i think.
esther ate ALL the veges.
& vinson's the MOST EXAGGERATED one!
he ate ard 50 wantons!
WANTON KING!
den he suddenly stare at the wanton and said, "WO BU YAO LIAO LA!"
HAHA PENGGG!
so we played ZONG JI MI MA to help to clear them up.
& litong tio alot of times.
LOL.



CHEERIOS!



btw.
STEP UP 2 ROCKS!
it's funny actually!
it's abt friendship, romance & racial harmony.
the 3 vital issues of life.
& Briana Evigan is MY NEW LOVEEE!
she's so captivating.
especially her cleavage smileee.
LOL.


EH I'M SERIOUS LUH!
she has this tomboy side but she's a REAL lady in this show.
that's wad i meant by there's a little man in every woman.
a perfect ladyyy.
you guys gotta catch this show man!


& zhi quan smsed me just nw.
telling me he's at a germany port currently.
happily enjoying himself at one of the local seaman club.
& his next destination is UK.
tell me why SMA's attachment so good.
T.T
but i doubt he'll come back a virgin.
HAHAHA!
TAKE CARE MAN YOU LITTLE MONK!


ALRIGHT!
3more weeks to go!
ENDURE K!




dancing the heartbeat.

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10:34 PM


it's easy to start something.
it's the maintaining that makes it difficult.
& once you run past the finishing line.
a whole new chapter awaits you.
& the cycle repeats all over agn.
cos all endings are oso beginnings.
this is the ans to the qns we always ask.
it goes on.


i ain't no god.
i do get tired sometimes.
we all do.
tired of routines.
tired of changes.
sounds contradicting.
but dun you think so?


we're always wanting to gain something.
yet at the same time afraid to lose something.
so wad exactly we really want?
if you ask me.
i just wanna be happy.


i still dunno wad tomorrow brings.
i dun wanna know either.
it's scary.
but if you're here by my side.
i'll make urr day worthwhile. =]




every little thing.

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12:18 AM


this post is specially for the fat rat.
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF CAI DAOS!
PICK URR FAV CLASS KNIFE.
& AN AMAZING ADVENTURE AWAITS YOU AHEAD.
think i play too much mmorpg alr.
LOL.



















CAI DAO
description:
the legendary cai dao.
able to pierce through any kind of vegetables.
however, it is often misused.
LOL.

















B-CAI DAO
description:
a modified cai dao.
has the shape of the letter B.
effective against peeps with big chest.
hahahaha!


















V-CAI DAO
description:
a modified cai dao.
supposedly used for slicing pizzas.
but it has other amazing uses too.
double damage against peeps who wear v-neck.
LOL!!!

















FA CAI DAO
description:
ERM.
NO IDEA HW TO USE THIS.
HAHAHA!
but one thing for sure is.
it doesn't bring you good fortune.
LOL.

















FAT CAI DAO
description:
last but nt least.
the heaviest knife in the galaxy.
super effective against obese peeps.
has the ability to ABSORB fats.
LOL.



EH!
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST CHOICE!
IF NT EFFECTIVE ON URR SUPERVISOR.
YOU CAN USE IT ON URRSELF!
HAHA!
PENGGG!


jialattt.
NUS open hseee!
better get going before cinday & kelly rape me.
LOL.




shall i be your remedy.

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10:41 AM


i must be crazzy to read online ghost stories on a rainy night.
for several nights.
and even during office hours.
and for a moment.
i wanted to swallow digest my colleague yday.
(the same guy who caught me reading a mag)


me: (was reading story #4...)

jimmy (deputy director): GOTCHA!

jimmy (deputy director): HA! so how y'doing?

me (flew out of the armchair): hahaha yeah, you've got me.

me: ......



and for a moment.
i hope someone can digest swallow me.


was looking for my boss at the office since he's nowhere at the production floor. and was lazy to take out the labcoat & this mushroom looking hat...


me: (walking about in the office)

pei ying (program manager): uncle, you very cute leh.

me: really ah? haha, my friends also like that sa..

pei ying (program manager): help me buy lunch later.

me: ......



BLUFF MY FEELINGS.
T.T


hahaha anyway!
it's getting stressful each day man.
dealing with suppliers.
dealing with customers.
dealing with ah neh.
LOL.


but yar.
you get to learn ALOT in a company.
so much to deal with.
like political stuffs & human relations etc.
nt to offend who etc.
LOL.
it's never easy man.
you dun learn that in club.
always down with a headache at the end of the day.




light guide!




lightmeter!




the 180K moulding machine.




& a typical mould/tool you see in sch.




dun laugh. LOL.



btw.
wahjong is addictiveee!
PONG! CHI! GANG!
WO HU LIAO!
LOL.
i dunno why.
but jin jin & yilaine are pros always lucky.
HAHA.


having diarrhoea lately.
think i'm gonna fall sick sooon.
bad, bad season.




love is colourblind.

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11:57 PM



GUCCI SALE!



IT FAIR!


(credits to stickgal)



LOL.
cute ain't it?
one of the best bloggers in the local blogsphere.
short and sweet.
simple and expressive.
i like.


anyway!
went IT fair with xiao ben and cinday yday.
saw mum by coincidence so she tagged along.
but she left later to meet up with her coussie.


it was superrrr crowded.
so we just head for the items we wanted.
this sweet young thing frm samsung was kinda cute.
she kept telling us must go back to her if we want that ipod mp3.
hahaha.
reminds me of my working days at the IT fair last yr.


xiao ben bought her ipod mp3.
and i bought my printer.
like finallyyy.
dun hafta trouble ppl anymore.
anyone need me print something just ask!
hahaha.


went kenny rogers to dine.
and we talked abt religion.
if only azhar is here.
the staffs dun need to go home alr.
LOL.


& mannn.
cinday is so sweeet.
it's hard to find straightforward & open-minded friends nowadays.
and when i make friends.
it's for forever.
if only we dun hafta work.
every night shall be ours!
hahaha.
you qing wan sui. =]


if you realised.
i always talk abt human relations.
cos that's the most basic thing we oughtta learn.
and ironically, that's the thing we often neglected.
so wad if you can dress very well.
so wad if you earn big bucks.
so wad if you're good in something.
they're all superficial.
truthful.
just be truthful.
it's for the long run.


the way you treat urr family.
the way you treat urr other half.
the way you treat urr friends.
and anyone else you know/nt yet know.
it's all inter-linked.


talk abt growing up.
wad haf you learnt this past few yrs.
the thing that always troubled you is the thing you've nt (yet) learn.


anyway!
going NUS open hse next week.
& one more mth for ITP.
can't wait no moreee.


i've made a major decision.
or maybe nt.
shall see when sch starts.


& goddd.
the sore throat is back.
T.T




drink a cup of comfort.

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9:25 PM


风 可以很随性
也可以很任性
只有感觉能抓住它
只有感觉能带它走
因为 无形的东西最感性

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12:56 PM


i know most oldies frm my small aunt.
cos she grew up with them.
she loves MLTR alot.
and 20 yrs down the road.
i'm gonna tell my nephew why jay is still the one.


anyway.
2mths more to SRRR!
last yr's was still fresh in my mind.
frm the ponning of lessons to build the raft.
to the staying late in club to make the weapons.
to the going down to poly marina to test the raft.
to the tonning over at clarke quay just to take care of it.
to the scariest screaming & cheering i've ever made.
to the very moment we came in 3rd.
to the very moment i felt some tears in my eyes.
i tell myself it's okay.
cos i know it's the process that matters the most.
and i still haf my beloved crew members to cheer me up.
but that's when i promise that's nt the end.
and that's one of the reasons why i choose to be MC.


sorry if i sound kinda sad.
i just wanna win, badly.
dun wanna the efforts we put in go down the drain just liddat.
this is my very last event.
2 more mths only.
so tell me...
who's with me this time.


ITP!
i'm nw a program engineer.
i've my own desk.
i've my own lappy.
and i've 3 major projects in hand.
Athens, Wolverine & Pearl.
i dunno why they name the projects liddat.
but it's kinda interesting.
& i'm meeting a boss next mon to discuss the details of Pearl alone.
remind me nt to wear v-neck.
or i might come back a cripple.
like the recent wanted man on the run.
LOL.


it's getting better man.
the best thing is.
ah neh is UNDER my orders nw.
i cui-ed him for report the other day.
so shuang!
LOL.
i'm nt called huai ren for nothing.
HAHA.






this is the legendary dark room.
was helping geri with his blue light thingy.
it lighted up the room beautifully.
super cooool.
nooo azhar we didn't do anything in the dark.
hahaha!
i wonder why i mention you.





PC films!
these are used for UV curing.
i had to cut out 50 identical pieces of that frm a 2m long sheet.
T.T
using a disk cutter of cos.
LOL.





this mould/tool gives the appearance of the product.
the fluid is called the UV varnish.
so after applying it, i had to place the sheet on it.
and spread the fluid using a roller.
this is when ah neh came in and said i'm a slowpoke.
screw him to bits and pieces.
LOL.





the UV curing machine!
cool eh?
that light/radiation can blind urr eyes instantly.
it cures the varnish onto the film permenantly.
den the product will be send for die-cutting.
this is for the Athens project.





this is geri.
he's an indonesian.
and he speaks very softly.
many at times i had to go near him just to hear him clearly.
nooo azhar we're nt kissing.
hahaha!
i wonder why i mention you agn.





the Wolverine lens.
it's half the size of the tip of my index finger.
it's REALLY THAT SMALL.
and it's assembled by 4 parts.
THE PARTS ARE EVEN SMALLER.
imagine gluing the parts one by one manually.
it can blind urr eyes instantly too.
LOL.


today!
went to cinday's workplace area for training.
learnt hw to operate the half-million-yet-nobody-knows-how-to-use-machine.
LOL.


anyway.
tell you guys a secret.
i was EARLY for work today!
hahahaha.
i betta nt late tmr too.
going IT fair with xiao ben and cinday.
wanted to ask jin jin to tag along but he's going out to drink.
no one to control cinday alr.
LOL.




there's no cure for stupidity.

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9:08 PM


WOOHOO!
sentosa outing was funnn!
although the weather was super random.
T.T


we played frisbeeee.
we played dog and bone!
you guys didn't see hw the sisters pushed each other.
anything can turn sour for the sake of winning.
even sisterly love.
LOL!!!


and jin jin kena sand attack by linus.
he cried!
LOL.
no luhh.
but yupp.
just running abt in the sand is loveee.


a bunch of friendly peeps came over later on.
asked if we wanna play with them.
so we played captain's ball and MY TEAM LOST.
RAAAA!
but it was fun mannn.
they're some fine adults and one of them targetted pau.
i think.
SCANDALOUS!
LOL.


btw.
PAU HAS A NEW NICK!
KOU ROU PAU!
COS KOU ROU PAU GT CLEAVAGE!
LOL!!!


nt flashing her cleavage here though.
later she cleave me.
LOL.
but actually i know i'm dead alr.
T.T
HAHA!




THAT'S NOT ME! LOL.



ha!
the class is getting better.
more to come yeah!


anyway.
i realised routine makes one stronger.
so ppl hang onnn!
it'll only keeps getting better.


& FAT RAT!
go and sleep if you're reading this!
LOL.
nights world!




happy is your middle name.

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8:33 PM


jianwei edmund said the following.
if you see a malay.
RUN!
if you see a malay crippling.
RUN FASTER!
LOL.
prison break in singapore siaaa.
this guy is so dead.


anyway.
yday was so crazzy!
pau and ed drag me to watch midnight movie.
there're only tickets left with that time slot actually.
and ed brought vodka agn.
i think he wanna make pau drunk.
HAHA.
it's getting even more interesting.
eddy you're so nice.
i'm falling for you alr.
LOL.


dined at nihon mura.
den slack at BnJ BehnJin ice cream.
LOL.
we spent 4hrs there man.
but there's a live band performing there.
kinda cooool.


watched THE LEAP YEARS.
and pau flooded the cinema agn.
LOL.
it's nice.
a simple story.
but it can be seen as complicated too.
like hw we humans often complicate a simple thing.


it was 4plus in the morning.
and we had nowhere to go.
pau was grumpy so we decided to take cab.
so i lompang her home.
LOL.
and the driver charge me less eh.
cos i told him SP ghost stories.
i freaked him with the stories.
and he freaked me with his encounters.
with his friend's, friend's friend's & friend's friend's friend's too.
must becareful with some places alr.
LOL.


went out with xiaoben, jianwei & xinyu today.
bugis was hell crowded man.
cos cao ge's autograph session's going on.
and i didn't know wu xu ma li is so pretty in real person.
hahaha.
dined at pasta mania and off to bugis street.
was finding this thingy but to no avail agn.
man.


sentosa outing with the class tmr!
actually there're only 7ppl going i think.
but it's okay.
i just wanna lay flat on the sand doing nothing.
hope i dun get buried.
LOL.




anyway.

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10:43 PM