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hej då, my fair lady

we'll meet again someday.













the love boat.
it's either they're fighting or kissing.



i'm so dead.
i think i'll forward ITP.
LOL.


OFFENCE #1

on the first day of work.
i told my boss this:

can i leave early? since there's nothing to do.



OFFENCE #2

on the forth day of work.
i was listening to my mp3.
and facing the wall.
and my director came in unbeknownst to me.



OFFENCE #3

today.
i was reading the magazine.
a male colleague came in.
he saw me and said:

READING MAGAZINE UH?
COOL.

he went out.
my boss came in later.



OFFENCE #4

i'm only punctual for once.



i must be out of my mind.
T.T


anyway.
this is the third week, unknowingly.
i know that itp isn't that bad.
it's just me being unusually unusual.
it's like if you feel attach to something.
you'll work hard for its sake.
but nw.
something's still missing.
i call it the sense of belonging.


nehmind if you dun underst.
READ THE FOLLOWING NW!
LOL.


-------------------- JUST FOR LAUGHS --------------------


vincent and ivan were talking abt the sentosa outing.
they're thinking ways to drag pau along.
but little did they know that their convo was secretly taped...



reverse psychology. BnJ ice cream = Beh n Jin ice cream. choco flavour only. LOL. vincent says:
by hand or leg?

[ ACA,AIA ] Jin - lelong for Beh n Jin icecream. for the chocolate lovers only ivan says:
by her pau

[ ACA,AIA ] Jin - lelong for Beh n Jin icecream. for the chocolate lovers only ivan says:
LOL

[ ACA,AIA ] Jin - lelong for Beh n Jin icecream. for the chocolate lovers only ivan says:
=x

reverse psychology. BnJ ice cream = Beh n Jin ice cream. choco flavour only. LOL. vincent says:
LOL

reverse psychology. BnJ ice cream = Beh n Jin ice cream. choco flavour only. LOL. vincent says:
OKAY

[ ACA,AIA ] Jin - lelong for Beh n Jin icecream. for the chocolate lovers only ivan says:
FOOOOooooo

reverse psychology. BnJ ice cream = Beh n Jin ice cream. choco flavour only. LOL. vincent says:
both hands

reverse psychology. BnJ ice cream = Beh n Jin ice cream. choco flavour only. LOL. vincent says:
LOL

[ ACA,AIA ] Jin - lelong for Beh n Jin icecream. for the chocolate lovers only ivan says:
i give u anti slip gloves

[ ACA,AIA ] Jin - lelong for Beh n Jin icecream. for the chocolate lovers only ivan says:
ROFL

reverse psychology. BnJ ice cream = Beh n Jin ice cream. choco flavour only. LOL. vincent says:
ROFL


ORH HOR!
VINCENT! IVAN!
YOU'RE SO DEAD!
HAHAHA!


man.
the results are up.




who pinches you softly but sure.

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8:20 PM


bought xiao lun lun's world tour concert finally.
i can seriously tell you.
HE IS ABSOLUTE LOVE.
was watching this part abt chow yun fatt & jackie cheung singing ting ma ma de hua.
super duper cuteee.
hahaha.
and he reminds me of MJ somehw.


anyway.
mellala has gone to shanghai.
come back safely eh!
everyone come back safely!
kl, man yuk, xue li, kenneth and many more.
MELLALA WEAR MORE CLOTHES.
STOP SAYING THAT URR PANTIES KEEP DROPPING.
and bring me back oriental pearl tv tower.
LOL.


ITP!
i rotted the whole of today.
but i gt to know one colleague called ah yong.
and i can conclude one thing abt me.
i can't stand routine stuffs.
except eating.
LOL.


one day i might just bring video cam to work.
i'll shoot every corner of my company.
and introduce every colleague to you.
hahahaha.
a guy will treat everything as toys when he's bored.
LOL.


msged trainer today.
she must be jealous of me cos randel baby loves me.
that's why she said i'm crazy.
YOU SLACKER!
EAT MY HUO HUO FIST!
/RAAAA
HAHA.


went clarity cafe to celebrate mum's bday 2 days ago.
xiao ben baked cupcakes for her.
so sweeeet man.
but the surprising part was penggg!
& ben xinyu keep bullying me.
jianwei had turned over a new leaf too.
influenced by xinyu.
LOL.


lighted the candles outside the cafe.
went in, flame gone.
went out, light agn.
went in, flame gone.
THE AIRCON LUHH.
LOL.
by the time we went in agn, the candles were half-gone.
ben si leee.
but still, HOPE YOU ENJOYED!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM!!!



2 days to results.
honestly, i'm super, super worried.
for the first time.
good luck to everyone still!


man.
yknow i can hear you out.
whenever you want me to.
some things will never ever change.
just hope that everything's fine. =]




punctuality.

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9:01 PM


monday went to sch after itp.
met xiao ben and cinday.
we just wanna know hw's FO going.
need any help feel free to ask us!
EVERYONE JIAYOU!
WE'LL PON ITP ONE DAY JUST FOR Y'ALL!
LOL.


ha!
tanYY came to visit me finally.
i didn't know he was so pro in polymers.
my program manager was his ex-student.
and i'm so dead.
he gave me 2 case studies to do.
these 2 tasks are enough to occupy me for 5 weeks alr.
T.T


met xiao ben yday after itp.
passed her something.
guess it's gonna be a great one eh.
i wonder who's gonna make one for me.
i'll be super touch man.
T.T


ITP!
yknow when guys are bored.
they'll take pictures actually.
LOL.



dial indicator!


this is one new device i came across.
a betta equipment than vernier caliper.
but it's superrr heavy.




AH NEH!


this is karthi.
the guy frm india i'm always talking abt.
he's 28 this yr, single & available.
anyone interested just tell me.
LOL.
and that machine!
IT COSTS HALF A MILLION!
it's called Formtracer Extreme.
use for measuring the curvature of the lens.




quickscope!


this is aunt noor.
she laughs at the slightest thing.
and she likes to scream alot too.
like the grumpy rat.
HAHA.




Lens 53.


this is wad i've been doing lately.
measuring.
and more measuring.
guess i've adapted alr.
shall endure till it ends.
guys are at their stupidest when they start whining.
gals are at their stupidest when they start inferring.
LOL.


went to watch kung fu dunk agn today.
with hum/ang/rou pau & eddy.
LOL.
it's getting interesting.
hahaha!


mannn.
i miss sch.
i miss my classmates.
i miss singing to trainer out of the blue.
i miss lazing in club.
i miss playing badminton with the stall holder kids.
i miss foodcourt 1.
i miss making dry ice.
i miss azhar kong pok pok kay.
LOL.


& i need a new wallet.
the current one was like raped by a dog.
LOL.


anyway.
6 more weeks to go.
we can do it.
nights all!




under the same blue sky.

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10:45 PM


因为贫穷 所以有骨气
很想体会外面的世界
很想感受那画中的一切
只是 怎么生活越来越全
理想 却越来越浅
而谁又真正愿意 陪我一直走到永远

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10:51 PM




lian lian's lousy camera skill!
hahaha!
see they wanna strip me!
tell you my body is seductive alr.
LOL.


MANNN.
went qf's hse for a mini class gathering yday.
IT WAS FUN & FUNNY!
and SCANDALOUS!
LOL.


played blackjack.
played poker.
super funnn.
& ivan suaned vincent gt SHORTS LEGS!
HAHAHA!


all thanks to jin jin too!
the indian poker made everyone penggg!
the forfeits were the best part!
all the x-rated stuffs!
for a moment.
i thought i'm in some CLS event.
MAN.


& CASSY!
URR BABY IS MINE!
i touched every part of his body on the bus!
nt only his shoulder!
ALAN RANDEL TAN!


penggg!
i betta stop playing before you shave my ALR-PATHETIC-EYE-BROWS.
T.T
but seeing you protecting randel.
shows that you really love him alot eh.
hahaha.


rou pau you missed it!
you never see qf's cousin, biao mei!
the type of gal ivan wants.
hopefully he wun see this.
LOL.


man.
class rep for so long.
for the first time i see some changes.
it'll keep getting betta i know for sure.
like wad jin jin say.
MORE OF NEXT TIME EH!


god.
itp tmr agn.
i gotta LEARN WAD I CAN!
all the way till friday!


& fat rattt.
if you feel bored.
count hw many stars are there in aussie for me!
LOL.
tmr first day for you!
JIA YOU K!


before signing off.
i just wanna add something.
my classmates rock. =]
& all the best to albert & aaron too!




as much as the desert miss the rain.

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10:14 PM


RAWR! ` eL ت ; we're all nice people (in our own definition) says:
have to learn to be independent!
RAWR! ` eL ت ; we're all nice people (in our own definition) says:
i know you can de!
RAWR! ` eL ت ; we're all nice people (in our own definition) says:
jia you ok!



this is kinda rare.
and abnormal.
HAHAHA.
but i like.
you jiayou too k!
& dun so blurrr!
i cannot save youuu!


ITP!
i've recorded 10000+ of different values since day 1.
and i've learn hw to operate a quickscope.
besides eating lunch alone cos i'm too shy to socialise.
everything else is fine!
hahaha.
i shldn't complain at this age.


shall be positive!
recording endless values is one way to improve handwriting too.
T.T
i just need some ample sleep.
kinda worn out everyday after work.
perhaps i shall try taking viagra vitamins.
LOL.


today is friday night!
the day most itp students dreaded for.
went to watch AH LONG.
go on in if you need some serious laughters only.
xiao ben & xinyu were laughing like mad women.
MAD DIRTY WOMEN.
hahahaha!


and we watched chingay awhile after movie.
we saw F1 FORMULA!!!
super duper cool siaaa!
hopefully can come out something like that for srrr.


next friday night kbox!
if xiao ben never work on saturdays.
we can sing till midnight siaaa.
wad's with her humsup boss.
LOL.
dun sad k!


yday is the earliest ever i woke up in my poly life i think.
cause i went to send them off.
and i was late for work agn.
but well.
tanYY hvn visit me yet.
i'm gonna hide inside the barrel when he comes.
and he must try to find me.
a guy will treat anything as toy when he's bored.
LOL.


going xiao jiu gui's hse tmr!
i wonder hw is everyone's itp.
NIGHTS ALL!




the last thing on my mind.

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11:35 PM


hai.
can't believe i used this word.
i need some noise mannn.
someone to irritate me.
T.T


2 more months.
and i feel like dying alr.
aircon = sleepy.
no sunshine = low metabolism rate.
ah neh = reducing lifespan.
LOL.


if you know me.
i seldom complain one.
but well.
there's always a time you're nt urrself.
if you know me.


btw.
my company is pronounced as MO-VEON.
nt MOVE-ON.
LOL.


& they actually provide crocs for you.
cos they only allow crocs in-house.
whc means i can wear slippers to work.
whc i shld feel happy.
so why.


i'm the kind that finds joy in providing joy.
guess it's true afterall.
how sad.


vertical challenge!
adidas run!
polyfifty!
gonna climb stairs home everyday!
& 2 months faster chop chop overrr!




where are you my sunshinie.

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9:05 PM


p.s. i love you was touching.
some things are too important to wait.
& the short monster was flooding the cinema.
a hum pau indeed.
LOL.


KUNG FU DUNK!
it was indescribable.
you wun regret it!
i feel like dancing throughout the show.
and i actually teared at the ending.
man.


alright.
first day of ITP.
can't really adapt yet.
was telling xiao ben everything i wanted to.
but there's 2 more months to go.
i must stop dozing off.


and my guide is an AH NEH.
had a hard time trying to figure out his words.
actually he's nice luhh.
but i'm gonna stuck with him for 2 months.
T.T


and there's this dark room!
the walls are painted black.
it's meant for light tracing!
i didn't know lens gt such effects.
superrr cool!


mannn.
this throat is getting no whr.
i wonder why i've nt see the doc.


ITP!
JIAYOU!
cannot stone!




until you remember.

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8:13 PM


HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!



firstly.
no more meat pies for me.
unless someone specially bake for me.
LOL.


craving for pineapple tarts nw.
my mum baked some and i wanted to steal one.
but i scare i've no ang bao to take tmr.
hahaha!
i must RENNN!
super hungry.
T.T


sweeny todd!
mellala say if you like literature.
you'll like the movie.
& if you like meat pies.
you'll LOVE the movie.
LOL.


the gals shopped after that.
went frm one NUM shop to the other.
and i was forced to THROW FACE agn.
is this my fate.
T.T


reunion dinner at father's side after that.
the house has been quiet ever since my ah ye passed away.
it's been 4yrs alr.
guess my ah ma missed him alot.
cos i'll miss my wife too.
if she ever leaves before me.

anyway.
they say lunar new year eve cannot sleep.
cos liddat urr parents will live longer.
so i'm nt gonna sleep.
gonna game till dawn.
but on second thought.
i'll be the one leaving first if i dun sleep.
LOL.


visitings tmr!
mahjong and blackjack!
i'm gonna wear my red g-string underwear!
hahaha.
wish me good luck.
HUAT AH!




if forever is a digit.
then it will be number ten.

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2:33 AM


man.
CLS IS LOVEEE.


went sch yday to help mum settle stuffs.
went sch today for srrr meeting.
after that went for cny reunion dinner.


lion danceee!
the lion keep seducing me siaaa.
keep winking at me.
make me so horny shy.
hahaha.


after that was chinese orchestra!
quite good eh.
i admire ppl who knows hw to play instrument.
cos it's nt easy at all man.
afterwhich was time to MAKAN!!!


DRUNKEN CHICKEN!
POTATO SALAD!
& SAMBAL PRAWNNN!
ALL MY FAVOURITE FOOD!
hahaha!
thank you mr ho!
T.T


sometimes.
it's good to be alive.
haha!


but good things always come to an end...


cos it was game time.
T.T
azhar & YY are the MCs.
and azhar is forever the black thing.


first game.
every table must send one rep to the stage.
to answer some qns abt cny.
for dunno wad reasons.
i'm ALWAYS the one kena sabo.
T.T


the black thing: hello alan, do you know why are you so hot?

me: no idea eh. (must be my irresistable body. HEEHEEHEE.)

the black thing: *chuckles*

the black thing: okay, what is the zodiac of this year?

me: THE RAT! HAHA! (so easy!)

the black thing: confirm? final answer?

me: YESSS!

the black thing: WRONG!

the black thing: the answer is PIG.


two more days to the rat year...
ben si leee.
T.T


& the next qns!
SUPER MALU.
all because of BEN XIN YU.
just like BEN JIA WEN!
really like mother like daughter sia.
hahaha!
shall nt say wad happened here.
T.T


second game.
we're to make the figure 8 using 8 items.
tie them all tgt with our fastest speed.
& one of the item is a white shirt.
i'm wearing one coincidentally.
T.T


YOU BLACK THING!!!
I KNOW YOU PURPOSELY CHOOSE THAT ITEM.
COS YOU WANNA SEE MY BODY.


hahaha!
den CLS talentime runner up performing for us!
she's jia sheng's classmate SCANDAL.
LOL.


halfway through the singing.
alvin and arens suddenly run to the stage with the dui lian.
kowtow to her majiam some god liddat.
hahaha!
& here comes the CLASSIC PART!
zi rong, huat jin and edmund suddenly carry the BIG POT OF PLANT to the stage!
IT'S LIKE 3M TALL!
DEN THEY KOWTOW TO HER TOO.
SUPER DRAMATIC!


i can't stand them!
i swear i didn't laugh so heartily for a very long time alr.
PENGGG!


so it was lou hei next!
whc is lao yu sheng.
we practically dirtied the whole vanda room.
hahaha!


finale!
time for LUCKY DRAW!
lucky cinday baby gt home with the top prize.
a colour printer whc i needed most nw.
T.T


dead tired!
went home with YY.
anyway congrats to alex, kenneth & mum!
rest well eh!
shall see you guys soon!


mannn.
i'm super high just nw.
but this is the last event of the year i think.
so sadded.
but i'll always remember.
how this club brought us together.


anyway.
ITP soooon!
i wonder hw my supervisor looks like.
haha!


lunar new year eve tmr!
watching sweeny todd!
NIGHTS ALL!




i know it's only two months.
but i think i will miss you.

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9:56 PM












mulch and pebble are never that pretty.

but they seemed interesting after rearranging.



THANK YOU MR HO!
for the chalet, food and everything!
mannn.
being with the CLS peeps always make my day.
the dingdangs are lovable as usual as ever.
& sunny made me laugh until penggg!


was lying beside him on the bed.
the ambience was good.
accompanied by the rhythm of the rain.
everything felt so right.
so i...


me (singing): only you~~~

sunny: alan, i know you sing very nice.

me (singing & smiling): can make this world seem right~~~

sunny: but if you don't sing is even nicer.



FAINT.
can't stand him man!
hahahaha.


anyway!
clarke quay 20 & srrr coming soooon!
wad else can be more cool than the


F1 FORMULA THEME!


omggg.
captain's onboard!
aye aye captain!
to the other end of the shoreee!




it seems almost purposely.

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12:37 AM