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hej då, my fair lady

we'll meet again someday.

man.
GALS ARE SCHEMINGGG!
& PERVERTIC!
i was totally traumatised today.
T.T


DEAD PAU!
i gonna put you into a lunch box.
and deliver it to...
LOL.


& DEAD FAT RAT!
wait and see!
you'll cry in front of me one day!
RAAAA!


i'm the one who're supposed to shout molest pls.
T.T


anyway!
tmr's the FINAL SHOWDOWN.
for some reasons.
i wanna get an A for this module.
JIAYOUUU!


i hvn write my intro letter for ITP.
jialattt.




the legend of gon and dola.

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10:55 PM


解连环 怎么玩
最复杂的东西最简单
解释不了的反应叫默契
解释不了的默契叫爱情
谁在旁边其实不重要
重要的是 谁在我心房微笑

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12:14 AM


exams are nt over yet.
but i'm in a holiday mood alrrr.
gt this urge to cycle along the promenade.
one of my favourite pastime man.
hahaha.


and omggg!
gt a call frm xiao alex.
this is worst than exams.
but i dun wanna see mum sad too.
losing timeee.
T.T


CLS chalet on the last day of my paper.
can't wait to explore OCH agn.
and my sambal stingray!
changi village is always the best place to go.
if you're craving for something nice at night.
LOL.


2 more papers to go!
tons of things to do after exams.
but priority is polyfifty.
i'm feeling the heat agn.
chionggg!


you'll always feel better tmr.
smileee.




p.s. i love you too.

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12:40 AM


stressed and strained.
stoopid cinday keep whacking my head.
getting dumber day by day.
i only hummed a quarter of a word.
T.T


hahaha!
choco mint blend is loveee.
went terminal 3 today agn.
and came home poorer than yesterday.
this can't go on man.
my mum will bungee jump on me.
LOL.


we're supposed to study.
but we ended up talking abt horoscope.
was debating over its reliability.
they say gemini babies are never punctual.
i beg to differ!
hahaha.


studying at sengkang later!
and dun bring yogurt down pls.
T.T


anyway.
27 dresses is niceee.
writers can control their emotions well eh.


3 more papers!
can't afford to screw up anymore.
KING LOBSTER!




p.s. i love you.

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1:19 AM


KARMAAA!
woke up with a curse this morning.
can hardly focus the whole day.
T.T


and when i reached home.
found my spider lying on its back.
legs facing upwards.


IT DIEDDD.


whr to find a mini coffin at this moment.
the long and short abt having a pet.
T.T


bad bad omen.
and mannn.
i forgot abt the datashit until ah whey called me.
my baddd.
roast me pls fat rat.
i am sorry.
T.T


back to mugging nw.
appearing offline + switch off monitor = 99% focus rate
you need that 1% to visit the loo.
hahaha!
JIAYOU! BI SHENG!


my head is very heavy nw.
jialattt.




you are the greatest accessory.

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11:56 PM












pick a colour.
and write your best story ever.



oow.
os uoy evol i.
so addicted with this song.
especially the woo part.
hahaha.
i dreamt of a giant spider chasing me last night.
T.T


anyway.
BIA IS OVERRR.
but this is only the beginning.
there're 4 more papers left.
must maintain my focus!
JIAYOU! BI SHENG!


bake potato is LOVEEE!




smart alone will get you nowhere.

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10:37 PM


i caught a spider just nw!
it'll be my pet frm today onwards.


went airport to study yday.
and i so wanna travel to prague suddenly.
anw terminal 3 is SPLENDID!
just dun ever wear skirt there.
cos everything is made transparent.
even the lifts.
LOL.


would you cross the road first, then walk the distance?
or you rather walk the distance first, then cross the road?



was reading someone's archives.
and laughing to myself. =]
those are the fun times man.
but suddenly.
i realised everyone chg alot.


friends come and go.
but you can always follow.
sometimes you wonder if you can trust someone.
and hw long must you take to trust someone.
i dun really bother though.
cos it's torturing to the mind.
and i always know who to trust.
haha!


as long as you make me smile.
i'll make you laugh. =]


and relationship.
dun ever enter one.
if you can't even take care of urrself.




as wad alan said, i wan ppl ard mi to be happy!


haha!
ben si leee.
ke shi wo xi huan.
JIAYOU! BI SHENG!




the subtraction of disappointment.

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1:40 AM


sherlala & mellala


exams jay chou fever!
LOL.

HIGHHH!
XIAO LUN LUN ROCKS!
MELLALA ROCKS!
SHERLALA...


hahaha!
i shld haf bring a cane.
RAAAA!
mellala dun beat me. =D
but since he said i'm pretty good looking.
i shall forget it.
LOLLL.


omg mannn!
i video-ed until my batt flat.
he sang tian tian de during encoreee!
and he gu zheng-ed fa ru xue!
everyone went craaazzzyyy!
i'm as zhao xia as the fat rat nw.
haha!


the reason why i like him is bcos of his talents.
gt to know him bcos of an jing.
first chinese song that touched me.
it's hard to gain my attention.
but he did.
ppl who dun underst him will never underst him.
xiao lun lun wo ai ni!
LOL.


his new movie will be out soon!
GONG FU GUAN LAN!
on the first day of CNY i think.
can't waittt.


concert's overrr!
i betta MUG HARD nw.
everyone!


ALL THE BEST FOR URR EXAMS!!!



the addition of trust and laughter.

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12:08 PM


once in a lifetime chance!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY XIAO LUN LUN!


firstly.
THANK YOU MELLALA! [:
his concert falls on his big day.
and he'll arrive in singapore soon.
can't wait for tonight alrrr.
my FIRST TIME going to a concert.
LOL.


anyway.
today was penggg.
huat jin confessed his love for me.
but HAHAHA!
his trademark smiley face is =] pls.
and he dun like to sms.
sad to say.
it was exposed right frm the first msg.
LOL.


been studying at national library lately.
the teh tarik there was irresistable siaaa.
that's the only reason why i keep going back there.
hahaha!
and THANK YOU CINDAY BABY NANNY!
gan dong-ing.
T.T


gonna go sch to study later.
i want my KING LOBSTER!
chop chop!
go go go!




silence is not ignorance.

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12:16 AM














even if the sky look down on you.
hang on anyway.


man.
was so shocked when daryl told me that.
although it was a false alarm.
i'm still as worried.
hopefully everything's fineee.


i need to focusss.
i wonder wad's with the short concentration span.
i wonder if my mum rolled alot when i'm inside her tummy.
it must be.
or else why am i always doing stunts.
instead of eating my lecture notes.


somebody whip me pls.
i'm trying to bend the fridge door agn.
hahaha!


anyway!


HAPPY SWEET NINETEEN
LILIAN & LITONG!









act before you think too hard.

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6:18 PM


正手 反手 顺风 逆风
捉住了感觉 就应该往心走
只有细腻的人 才能了解细腻的举动
虽然不像篮球那样花俏
可是 羽球很温柔

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12:54 AM




classical ain't it?
original singer was Air Supply though.
but still.
as classic as black and white.
and classic is love.


friday night.
after envsta quiz celebrated niaoniao's bday.
went to yuki yaki at marina sq.
the first time was during weiteng's bday 2 yrs ago.
TIME FLIES SIAAA!
hahaha.
and i'm so broke nw.
T.T


and we're talking abt visiting ah dai in m'sia.
cos we've completely lost contact with him since after O's.
9 guys in the team.
1 went aussie to study.
the other went back m'sia to farm take care of chickens.
LOL.
AH DAI NI ZAI NA LI~


anyway.
my ITP is out like finally.
went to T10 industrial block to complain abt tanYY.
hahahaha.
so in return i gt him as my LO...
T.T


i doubt he'll visit me every week.
POK POK KAY NI ZAI NA LI~
hahahaha.


mellala under the umbrella.
dancing para para sakura.
whr's my ticket you alibaba.
dun pinch my cheek bahahaha.


it's okay actually.
think i gonna wait for another 3yrs.
T.T
last quiz for the sem tmr!
mug hard hard everyoneee!




classic is the colour of fate.

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4:26 PM


if i get any closer to you.
it'll be harder when that time comes.


OMGGG!
xiao lun lun's concert coming soon!
mellala, WHR'S MY TICKET?!?!
treat me this instead can!
i promise i'll steal his underwear and give you.
hahaha!


woohoo!
NO MORE GEMS.
report and skit cleared.
skit was penggg.
everything was impromtu.
even that geeky spect i borrowed frm some yuesing.
but i realised i developed a passion in acting.
maybe you'll see me on screen next time.
i'm that cute-little-yellow-thing whc gives out electric.
LOL.


exams in two weeks timeee.
i feared mat sci the most actually.
STUDY OUTING!
seriously can't study at home.
2 comps, 2 tvs, 1 PS2, 1 fridge.
tell me hw to resist.
LOL.


anyway.
will be camping at national library these few days.
with xiao ben ben & cinday baby.
hahahaha.
i betta nt be late man.
it's nt good to let a gal wait.


proins quiz was...
it's 10% anyway.
no time to dwell on.
envsta quiz tmr at 6pm siaaa.
after that celebrate niaoniao's bday.
heehaa!


sometimes.
it's nt reverse psychology.
this is the only way.
otherwise.
it's unfair to him.




that same old song.

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9:10 PM


兴奋 是个自私的感觉
当识破了容颜背后的谎言 我开始不了解
那画面的一些些 那写过的一页页
究竟是为了今天还是永远
若真的什么都没有
撒下一条线 让感觉冷却
在我离开之后 在妳发觉之前

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12:02 AM


man.
teh tarik is love.
went harbourfront FC today to study with cinday.
and we talked everything under the sun.
things like ambitions and stuffs.
i think we're abit alike sia.
as in happy-go-lucky type.


den we talked all abt singapore.
why the living expenses are forever increasing.
why the govt dun implement some new festivals.
like TOMATO DAY.
whr we can dress up in tomatoes.
and wage a tomato war on the streets.
LOL.


ahhh.
went back sengkang to celeb aunt's bday.
my cousin taught me hw to play guitar.
hahaha.
i finally know hw to play qing tian.
although first line only.
LOL.


den went down to xiao ben's hse void deck.
supposedly to studyyy.
but the 3 of us end up talking abt ambitions agn.
xiao ben say something abt passive income.
YES!
like invest in something next time.
so that even if we dun work.
money will still roll in automatically.
but it's very risky eh.
INVEST IN ME.
i'll roll to urr side immediately.
hahaha!


but seriously.
ever wonder wad u wanna do in the future?
it's never early to think nw.
science is never my forte.
so i'll prolly study business next time.
whc is more of my interests.
i wanted tourism actually.
but mannn.


nehmind.
cos i'm setting my target nw.
if i'm still judging with my feelings.
of wad to do next.
i'll prolly beg in the streets next time.
life is realistic.
we live to eat & we eat to live.
i wanna be someone who can be rely on.
someone who's able to make ppl feel secure.
everything else can wait.


STUDY HARD.
STUDY HARD.
STUDY HARD.
STUDY HARD.
STUDY HARD.
STUDY HARD.


these are just words.
but i believe i can make it.
3 cheers to mugging!
hahaha.
T.T ^^v




wings of the freedom.

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11:54 PM


if you are the one left behind.
i would rather you forget me too.


pmai test's over!
left with proins and envsta.
and the major exams.
chionggg!
piaaa!


man.
MC meeting just nw.
it's the last or second last i think.
i've lotsa things to say actually.
but i'll save it for...
hahaha.
la teh session pls!


weirddd.
i still dunno my ITP placement.
my bro say.
if never indicate whr i'm posted to.
means i'm prolly attach to SCHOOL.
LOL.
I'LL BLOW UP THE LAB.
but man.
why no company wants me.
T.T


that day ponned envsta make-up lesson.
it was so last minuteee.
cos we thought whole class ponning.
den qf that smart kid.
suggest using grab sample.
grab someone to rep our class for attendance.
LOL.
den we grabbed him.
but he escaped.
hahaha.
PENGGG.


anyway.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRAINER!
& get well soon.
you sick fat rat.


YONG GONG DU SHU.
YONG GONG DU SHU.
YONG GONG DU SHU.
YONG GONG DU SHU.
YONG GONG DU SHU.
YONG GONG DU SHU.


i've alot of things i wanna do.
there's no time for anything else nw.
i can't stop right here.
i dunno abt gals.
but guys haf alot of dreams to chase.
when guys get together.
it's abt wad we wanna do in the future.




if you're after my shadow.

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11:40 PM


heehaa!
just came back frm another wedding dinner.
it's my mum's cousin's daughter getting married.
man.
been eating alot of good food recently.
superrr bloated.
T.T


this time was at swiss merchant court.
second time there alr.
the first time was during my sec4 prom night.
anyway.
i laughed more than i eat too.
hahaha.
bcos there were this video and skit.


the video.
titled the trial of love.
the jie meis VS the xiong dis!
the evil ladies prepared some stuffs for them.
the reduced-to-zero guys hafta finish them to enter the hse.


1) lime
2) coke
3) bittergourd
4) chilli padi


if you noticed.
IT'S THE FOUR TASTES OF LIFE!
the groom and his xiong di men lost all their manliness after that.
imagine frm a bitter face turn into a crying face immediately.
their eyebrowns hvn curl their tears drop liao.
LOL!!!


and lastly.
they hafta blow heartshaped balloons.
each balloon was marked with a word.
wo yong yuan ai ni.
whc means i love you forever.
den the groom had to read it out.


the scene was sweet luhh.
but the torturing part was penggg.
man.
gals are EVIL.
LOL.


the skit.
titled...jiatpalang.
LOL.
it's meteor garden + matching pipes + no idea.
the groom starred as DAO MING SI.
his elongated worm-like hair made me threw out my tang yuan.
and this guy who acted SAN CAI was fatter than him.
i eat back my tang yuan and threw out agn.
hahahaha!


overall.
dinner was fantabulous.
the drunken prawns are seductive.
so i ate quite alot of them.
LOL.


man.
hopefully i didn't screw up bia.
cos i can't afford to screw up any more tests.
pmai's postponed back to friday.
after managed to seduce persuade LKY.
LKY is nt lee kuan yew.
LOL.


anyway.
thank you pau!
i promise to serve you for another day!
THE DAY AFTER TMR YOU'RE DEADDD.
hahaha.


and cinday's post gan dong-ed me.
but i'm nt a nice guy luhh.
i'm huai ren.
=]




big fat juicy smile.

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12:37 AM


HAPPY TWO ZERO ZERO EIGHT!


woohoo!
bad things gone with the wind.
good things keep on rolling in.
2oo7 was...
T.T


huai ren.
elmomo gave me this nick.
that was 2 years ago.
and nw ppl call me minah.
LOL.


nt that i mind.
but...
ANY OTHER MACHO NAME ANOT?
FLAREEE.


time flies eh.
so many things happened.
sour, sweet, bitter, spicy.
the taste of sunshine's droppings.
if yesterdays are meant to remember.
den i'll remember them forever.


i wasn't active in club dennn.
it was during FO camp that i re-appeared.
cos i wanna repay my part. ^^
and it triggered alot of happenings later on.


freshmen orientation camp.
daytour.
singapore river raft race.
food & heritage.
polyfifty.
non budget event.
talentime.
ionic chain evolution camp.
interaction camp.
sports league.
intercons.
sports meet.
gen-y leadership camp.
appreciation dinner.


man.
made uncountable friends.
learnt stuffs nt of the surface.
didn't regret tossing that coin of fate.
wanna thank alot of ppl.
and some impt ppl as well.
but guess i'll say it in my heart...
cos i'm shyshy actually.
hahaha.


xiao ben!
i found something!
wahaha.



JIA YOU! BI SHENG!



alright!
exams are here!
no time to wasteee.
study outing anyone?
and before i forget...


RESOLUTIONS!!!


ehhh.
didn't think of any actually.
just put on urr BIG FAT SMILE.
hahaha.


i nearly forgot tmr's sports meet.
T.T




sunset kind of girl.

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12:05 AM