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hej då, my fair lady

we'll meet again someday.

heehaa!
just came back frm another wedding dinner.
it's my mum's cousin's daughter getting married.
man.
been eating alot of good food recently.
superrr bloated.
T.T


this time was at swiss merchant court.
second time there alr.
the first time was during my sec4 prom night.
anyway.
i laughed more than i eat too.
hahaha.
bcos there were this video and skit.


the video.
titled the trial of love.
the jie meis VS the xiong dis!
the evil ladies prepared some stuffs for them.
the reduced-to-zero guys hafta finish them to enter the hse.


1) lime
2) coke
3) bittergourd
4) chilli padi


if you noticed.
IT'S THE FOUR TASTES OF LIFE!
the groom and his xiong di men lost all their manliness after that.
imagine frm a bitter face turn into a crying face immediately.
their eyebrowns hvn curl their tears drop liao.
LOL!!!


and lastly.
they hafta blow heartshaped balloons.
each balloon was marked with a word.
wo yong yuan ai ni.
whc means i love you forever.
den the groom had to read it out.


the scene was sweet luhh.
but the torturing part was penggg.
man.
gals are EVIL.
LOL.


the skit.
titled...jiatpalang.
LOL.
it's meteor garden + matching pipes + no idea.
the groom starred as DAO MING SI.
his elongated worm-like hair made me threw out my tang yuan.
and this guy who acted SAN CAI was fatter than him.
i eat back my tang yuan and threw out agn.
hahahaha!


overall.
dinner was fantabulous.
the drunken prawns are seductive.
so i ate quite alot of them.
LOL.


man.
hopefully i didn't screw up bia.
cos i can't afford to screw up any more tests.
pmai's postponed back to friday.
after managed to seduce persuade LKY.
LKY is nt lee kuan yew.
LOL.


anyway.
thank you pau!
i promise to serve you for another day!
THE DAY AFTER TMR YOU'RE DEADDD.
hahaha.


and cinday's post gan dong-ed me.
but i'm nt a nice guy luhh.
i'm huai ren.
=]




big fat juicy smile.

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