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hej då, my fair lady

we'll meet again someday.

this morning was MC meeting.
guess we MCs really have to buck up.
cos i dun like those remarks too.
i wonder if we're really incapable.
i dun really care abt the retreat.
i just wanna do better for every next event.


anw.
captain's ball intercons.
WOOHOO!
won both matches today!
SD & Sports Club!
seriously, i'm so relieved that we won SC.
major threat eliminated!
you guys are really, legendary today.
the other clubs are scared of us nw.
all the way for the remaining matches!


& i can't wait to STRANGLE that LITTLE RODENT.
gonna throw her into the sea while she's ASLEEP.
or just roll her into a ball & tie her up.
den dump her into some rubbish bin.
let those banglas bring home.
LOL!!!


hahaha.
just joking.
hw can i bully my beloved treasurer. <3
remember to chiong report before chalet eh.




we are between the palette and the paintbrush.

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2:22 AM


xiao lun lun. <3



OH.
MY.
GODDD.


if anyone is willing to pay for the ticket,
I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!


if anyone is willing to go with me,
I'LL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME!


if anyone is willing to pay & go with me,
I'LL LOVE YOU LIKE HOW I LOVE A LOBSTER!


just joking!
haha!
just go with me!
i'll pay i'll pay for everything!
provided that i'm able to sneak out of the hse,
before my mum sits on me.
& i'll probably sleep on the streets that night.
LOL.


man.
i really wanna go.
i missed his concert 3yrs ago.
& i dun wanna miss anything i love anymore.


basketball intercons tmr.
gonna go down & support.
ppl if u see this,
it's 5-615pm.
come down & support!!!!!!
THANKS!


& i think i gonna suffer frm tuberculosis soon.
cos i keep eating & drinking cold stuffs.
LOL.


i seldom define life & love.
but if u really wanna know...


life is abt love.
& love is abt life.


at least.
that's wad i always believe.


& bet no one knows.
why i love my slippery slippers so much.
haha.
that's because.
i wanna learn to balance well.
physically & non-physically.




luff is the answer.

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11:32 PM


FINALLY!
it's the E-LEARNING GAMING WEEK!
LOL.
burn all the notes!
strip all urr clothes!
tell me when u're ready,
cos we're gonna jump ard like a toad!
hahaha.
someone pinch bua my cheek pls.
T.T


i need at least 1yr to replenish my energy.
or just place a lobster pasta in front of me.
LOL!
alright alright!
shall try to start work tmr.
haha!


anw.
sports league is over!
organising an event is never easy.
organising a sports event is lagi worst.
conflicts & stuffs.
nearly died being the middleman luhh.
luckily i hide away the legendary toy baseball bat.
LOL.
on a lighter note,
i saw teamwork in every team.
& in the end.
that's wad sports is all abt.
man.
the good old badminton days.


before i forget,
THANKS EVERYONE FOR SUPPORTING MY EVENT!


all the participants!
all the helpers!
& mr ho for coming down despite urr busy schedule!
haha.
owe xiao ben muffins x3.
T.T
& azhar,
stop seducing me.
even if u get my body,
u wun get my heart.
LOL!


intercons.
yday was captain's ball first match.
great job guys!
but dun be too complacent yet.
still haf a long way to go!
as a manager,
i'm willing to perform a strip dance for every match won.
LOL!!!
okay jokes aside!
rest well & prepare for the next battle!
remember who's the man of the match?
heh.


btw.
CSCC is a bunch of very nice ppl indeed.
=]


took timing for my beloved daughter on thurs.
wanted to torture her initially.
but let her off in the end.
see if u dare to be in cahoots with eelin agn!
LOL.


& stoopid rat,
i hereby declare that...
YOU'RE A WANTED MAN WOMAN NOW!


this is the list of crimes u did so far:

1) toxifying a poor little canvas
2) bua-ing my sexy cheeks
3) maligning me of blowing up the lab
4) attempting to bang the door against my forehead
5) story-telling of how i cried in the lift


HAHA!
i'll hunt u down!
it's easy to find u.
u'll be at wherever the cheese at.
LOL!


alright!
i must complete my work before class chalet.
buck up! buck up!


&
JAY CHOU'S 8th ALBUM WILL BE RELEASE ON 2NOV!




say you want to watch the sunrise too.

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8:24 PM


爱情是冒险
是刺激 是快感
是一辈子的包容
是两人培养的默契
是世界上最大的力量

相反的
爱情不应该让人窒息
因为 好的爱情不会让人觉得累

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11:37 PM


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELLALA!


& STOP ABUSING ME!
otherwise no pressie for you.
hahaha!
yknow i was lying. =]
butt reducer, as promised.
LOL.


finally.
first day of event tmr.
hope that everything goes well.
&
i think i'll miss organising events soon.
even though i still haf 5mths to go.
cos these are the tales i'll tell during my NS.


suddenly.
i can't wait for SRRR to come.
& maybe.
someone will be by my side this time.




i take the oars, you take my back.

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9:40 PM


[On the Outside]
Name: momokai
Birth Date: 11 June 1989
Current Status: single father of 7 kids. LOL.
Eye Color: shiny brown
Hair Color: black
Righty or Lefty: lefty


[On the Inside]
Your Heritage: chinese
Your Fear: gals cry in front of me.
Your Weakness: food. LOL.
Your Perfect Pizza : as long as without green pepper. T.T


[Yesterday, Today , Tomorrow]
Your First Thought This Morning: study test!
Your Last Thought Before Bedtime: remember to study test next morning!
Your Most Missed Memories: the good old badminton days. <3


[Your Pick]
Pepsi or Coke: peppermint green tea.
McDonalds or Burger King: legendary LJS fries with cheese sauce.
Single or Group Dates: black dates. LOL. the more the merrier.
Adidas or Nike: adidas, impossible is nothing!
Tea or Nestea: teh tarik!
Chocolate or Vanilla: peppermint chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino


[Do You...]
Smoke: nahh. it's unfair to my future other half.
Curse: when i drop my fishball. LOL.
Take showers: twice a dayy.
Have a crush: EELIN!!! LOL.
Think you are in love: hopelessly in love. hahaha!
Go to school: yes yes.
Want to get married: wait till i earn my first million. LOL.
Believe in yourself: always.
Think you are a health freak: ask cassy. LOL.


[In the Past Month]
Drank alcohol: nope. dun really drink. unless on special occasions.
Gone to the mall: yupyup
Been on stage: soon. catch me on Project SuperStar 3. LOL.
Eaten sushi: nope
Dyed your hair: never


[Have You Ever...]
Played a stripping game: everyday. hahaha i'm beyond sexy.
Changed who you were to fit in: never


[Age] You are hoping to be married at the age of: 10yrs later.


[In a Girl/Guy]
Best Eye Color: shiny brown
Best Hair Color: natural is at all beauty. haha.
Short Hair or Long Hair: long hair! easier to pull. LOL.


[What Were You Doing]
1 Min Ago: this
1 Hour Ago: making slurpy. HAHA.
4.5 Hours Ago: met gabby to take back my beloved racket.
1 Month Ago: mass convo 打密丁! LOL.
1 Year Ago: ...


[Finish the Sentence]
I Love: adventures. i can bring you to the other end of the rainbow. hee ha!
I Feel: nua nua. LOL.
I Hate: to use the word hate.
I Hide: my phone bills away frm my mother. LOL.
I Need: to take care of my throat.


[Tag five people]
1) mellala
2) xiao ben
3) lawry
4) cindayy
5) azhar

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10:20 PM


woohoo!
been busy with paperwork lately.
organising events really need alot of patience.
hafta foresee alot of things.
but nehmind.
for the bitter & the sweet.
i shall hide all my phone bills.
if nt my mum will sit on me.
LOL.


anw.
today we played with dry ice!
i didn't know we can make dry ice in sch sia.
it might come in handy.
heh.
& clumsy ee lin broke the lollipop.
den i ORH HOR her.
den i take over, trying to fix.
den she ORH HOR me back.
den mr ho just nice walked past us...
thought i'm the culprit.
T.T
negative impression agn.
MEI LIANG XIN DE.
u'll die a horrible rat.
LOL.


& ENVSTA prac yday is equally fun!
play with sai water.
u wun wanna go near that pail.
it's more awful den my singing.
hahaha.
BUT I CAN SING OKAY.
down with sore throat lately only.
anyone wanna suck my phlegm out?
i can provide straw.
LOL.


ahhhhh.
been going home late.
dinner was cold.
gobble it down anw.
otherwise my mum will start her story agn.
the long and short abt the african kids.
LOL.
but seriously,
i'll volunteer community service at africa one day.
man, this world is too big to care for.
care for it anw.


before i forget,
PPL PLEASE BEWARE OF MR KONG.
he called me dear that day.
somebody rape me pls.
T.T




some things are too important to wait.

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11:33 PM


想和你一起去海边
想和你一起骑脚踏车
想和你一起看星星
想和你一起看日出
想和你一起去旅游
去寻找世界上最棒的食物
然后你一口我一口
你是天长我是地久

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12:27 AM


dun talk abt sentosa outing alr.
so sorry to whoever felt left out.
i barely talk to my kia too.
sorry nu er!
TEORMEME outing soon!
miss y'all loads.
mellala, u do the organising.
i do the eating.
LOL.


BBQ at wei shun's hse was fun & funny!
thanks for the hospitality!
gossips behind the lecturers.
raping poor cindy and alerting the guard.
eating nua nua-fied marshmellows.
kena ice-cube attacks while enjoying the stars.
long chats on the way home.
seriously, i had fun with the MCs.
as always.
MCs, jiayou for all urr events!!!
swallow down urr pride.
and we'll be a better someone.
we shall grow up that way.


and stoopid treasurer,
see ya in sch. =3




you are my last philosophy.

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9:20 PM


CLS Sports League

Captain's Ball - 19Oct 5-8pm
Street Soccer - 20Oct 10-1pm
Finals for both - 23Oct 5-7pm


my mum bought a weighing machine frm IKEA 2 days ago.
and since den i've been weighing myself randomly.
anyone wanna run?
LOL.


wednesday was hella funny.
daryl, joke of the day.
imagine u mistaken a lecturer for a fren.
and u punch his butt like bruce lee.
LOL!!!
i really can't stop laughing.
i even dreamt abt it.
hahaha.
& ms ng is so cute.
i wonder if my v-neck seduced her.
she kept looking at me sia.
ming zhi dao wo men shi bu ke neng de.
hahaha.


today is jasmin & linus birthday!
sheng ri kuai le! =D
the class celebrated for them during break.
and CLS peeps celebrated for linus after sch.
man.
LINUS, BET U HAD FUN TODAY.
lick my nipples until i nua sia.
i wonder why i came up with such idea.
T.T
but i like it.
i know u enjoyed it too.
hahaha!
siewling is the happiest soul today i think.
cos they ahem ahem.
& they ahem ahem.
LOL.
when's my turn sia.
hahaha.
joking joking.


sentosa outing with IC peeps tmr.
followed by MC outing at wei shun's hse at night.




love is weightless, you are priceless.

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11:01 PM


man.
ponned gems today.
ponned last two lessons too.
severe headaches.
nearly died on the way home.
and event problems are all that filled my mind.


anw.
these are the upcoming CLS events:
(dates nt confirm but within this mth till nov)


bingo night
sports league
halloween night
track & field sports meet - 7nov
sports craze


bingo night is under xue yi,
ppl pls join!!
it'll be fun!!
prizes to win!!
inform me or just buy the tickets frm her.


halloween night is under mark.
pls join too!!
first time in CLS.
hahaha.


sports league.
i need 10 teams for captain's ball - 10-a-side
& 10 teams for street soccer - 5-a-side
all CLS peeps are welcome. =D
prizes to win too!!
JOIN NW IF U LOVE ME.
hahaha!



track & field sports meet - 7nov
THIS IS A MAJOR EVENT.
CLS was the champion last yr.
and determined to defend the title this yr.
PPL, it's all up to us nw.
feeling excited?
we have nothing to lose.


sports craze.
frisbee & handball.
hvn confirm anything yet.
but no worries, coming soon.


arghhh.
the headaches just wun go away.
like some pufferfish entered my head trying to be horny.
LOL.


intercons and MC meeting.
hope i'm still alive after tmr.
dun send me to CSCC to do duty pls.
T.T




as we share the same moon.

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10:01 PM